"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned
sick leave from work, especially when it'
s not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid
sick days for things other than sickness.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and
may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.