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A respectful Hello from your stomach to the audience.
Alex: Starts Burping
Nini: Oh, hi! whats up!
Burping by Somehow still sexy asf February 6, 2022

Burping the Orphan 

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

burping the worm

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.
burping the worm by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Burping a tire 

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.
Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them
Burping a tire by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

burping the chair 

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
burping the chair by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

Burping your worm

The physical act of a human male stroking his shaft to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy! Stop burping your worm and get your damn chores done!
Burping your worm by Chockiemilkie February 16, 2018