To Soap

Verb.

The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.

Zach tries to soap Christian every day in science class.

He succeeds.

To Soap by reddevil15 November 17, 2009

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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2015

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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2017

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>wash the wound immediately with soap and warm water. If the tip is sticking out and easy to grasp, carefully remove it with sterilized tweezers<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>wash the wound immediately with soap and warm water. If the tip is sticking out and easy to grasp, carefully remove it with sterilized tweezers<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by 010AngelJoseRobles010 July 13, 2026

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>wash the wound immediately with soap and warm water mozen If the tip is sticking out and easy to grasp mouzen carefully remove it with sterilized tweezers<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>wash the wound immediately with soap and warm water mozen If the tip is sticking out and easy to grasp mouzen carefully remove it with sterilized tweezers<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by 010AngelJoseRobles010 July 13, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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