Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.
Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.
The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.
Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!