During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

cruise cumtrol by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

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Cumtrough

(noun) The small depression on a woman's lower back, that is an ideal semen deposit area following doggystyle sex. Often adorned with a trampstamp to mark the ejaculatory bulls-eye.

When Dick was fucks Jane doggystyle, he likes to pull out and fill up her cumtrough.

Cumtrough by GrayMac May 7, 2010

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cuntrol

a woman's ability to flex her pussy muscles during sex, contracting the vaginal walls and making me think im, oh so big

"you wanna make him feel like a man, girl? use that cuntrol!"

cuntrol by Oxford English Dicktionary September 27, 2009

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mind cuntrol

A term used when a girl uses sex to control a guys thoughts or actions.

guy 1: Dude how'd you miss that party last night?

guy 2: Damn mind cuntrol man...

mind cuntrol by Conartist66 March 18, 2010

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