burt 

Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).

Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."

or

General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."

burt by JonahWebster November 19, 2013

Burt 

Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.

Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.

Burt by ZenithMist September 1, 2009

Burt 

Short for Butt Hurt

Did you see how upset she got? What a Burt.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.

Burt by t0f May 21, 2015

Burt 

A bitter, angry old man who lies about his age, can’t handle his alcohol, and suffers the illusion that because a young bartender shows him manners, they are prepared to get sexy with him. He likes to insult people, and start fights with no cause, and is generally hated by all.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.

You know the guy, Burt that was buying rounds at the bar the other night? He’s a nasty mother fucker.

Burt by Teambeer January 8, 2020

Burt 

Sound of a fart in a bathtub.

Taking a bath with your lady and Burt. You say you called.

Burt by cafelex October 14, 2011

Burt 

An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back.

Matt: Dude Alex went to move his car.
Brandon: Someone Burt him quick!

Burt by Batfasturd May 9, 2011

Burt 

The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.

One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)

Burt by Midnightmemory December 3, 2010