Floptimistic

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015

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floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

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Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!

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Optimism that's not based on science or fact ...

'Sean's views on climate change sound highly foxtimistic'

Foxtimistic by nonsbr April 10, 2020

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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