riding dolphins 

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

riding dolphins by caribou101 October 15, 2020

riding the dolphin. 

Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.

Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.

riding the dolphin. by ponthedon. May 6, 2009

Riding on a Dolphin 

The act of riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit, splashing and getting everybody all wet.

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

Riding on a Dolphin by big al 16 June 29, 2009