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The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

Pasticide 

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022
Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.
Pasticide by Sharksie March 29, 2022

PPstinker 

Someone who is mean to people and does stupid things.
my friend is a PPstinker because he threw up on my dog.

schizo-posting 

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.
Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours
schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018

passin a pinecone 

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........