Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that
don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I
don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca
Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!