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Spaghetto 

The part of an Italian section in a city where there are men in sleeveless undershirts with photos tattooed on them (usually one of their Mom with a tomato plant), and women who yell at the top of their lungs through bright red lipstick while wearing skin tight leopard pants.
Gia-"I'm going to the Italian Market today for some provolone. Should I take the shortcut?"

Guido-"Make sure you don't walk through the Spaghetto to get there. Vito and his boys are looking for new whores."
Spaghetto by joanie19046 January 22, 2013
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To test for doneness, my children would often throw a spaghetto at the wall. If it stuck there, the spaghetti was ready.
spaghetto by Stevebone March 30, 2011

Spaghetto 

Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti. No, I'm serious, Google it. This also means that "several spaghetti" is grammatically correct, no matter how much you don't want it to be.
Guy 1: You know those scenes in romantic movies where the "spaghetti" is actually one long spaghetto, an-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
𝘎𝘢𝘺 2 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘢𝘡 𝘭𝘒𝘱𝘡𝘰𝘱
Guy 2: What the fu-
Spaghetto by bit125 November 17, 2020

spaghetto 

Ghetto Spaghetti. Spaghetti made with ramen noodles and ketchup. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Some here and eat your spaghetto :points to ketchup covered noodle bricks:
spaghetto by xl neoMAX lx January 9, 2007

Spaghetto 

An Italian slum, plain and simple.
When luigi lost his bank roll at the craps' table, he had to move to the spaghetto.
Spaghetto by DonnieLee November 20, 2006

spaghetto 

A meal consisiting of dollar store brand macaroni and tomato juice. Sometimes with salt and pepper if you can afford them.
Brett, we're not poor anymore. You can stop eating the spaghetto.
spaghetto by McWork August 19, 2008

Spaghetto 

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.
Spaghetto by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020