Skip to main content
Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

Tweetable 

Something worthy of being written about on Twitter. It may be good or bad - it applies to anything worth a tweet.
"I'm loving the sunshine today. This weather is totally tweetable."

"Dude, I had the most tweetable burger for lunch yesterday."

"My package from Japan should arrive tomorrow. It's gonna be so tweetable."
Tweetable by Lewis! August 17, 2009

tweetability 

The ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. Relaying the most important information of your day.
Joey: "Dude have you read Nick's tweets?"

Kevin: "Why?"

Joey: "They are too dank. He's got some major tweetability."

Tweetable 

Someone worthy of tweeting about because they are very interesting, funny, or cool. Someone tweetable is always quoted.
Joey Tang is very tweetable.
Tweetable by trololcat June 24, 2011

tweetycall 

I was mad horny, so I gave my boyfriend a tweetycall.
tweetycall by elDiablo1410 October 5, 2011