Noteboom 

The name for someone who really loves cows. Very nice person but really likes cows.

Fuck her and her cows. She’s such a noteboom

Noteboom by $teele$ February 13, 2019

notebookhug 

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.

We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?

notebookhug by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

red notebook! 

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.

"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

red notebook! by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009

red notebook 

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

red notebook by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

Sloppy notebook 

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

Sloppy notebook by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018

the notebook 

The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.

Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...

the notebook by kev07 August 19, 2006

Notebooked 

Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".

Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.

Notebooked by PolandSpring June 11, 2006