a Daniel's quarter 

Noun. A quantity well over half. Customarily three quarters. An unfairly large share.

A Daniel's quarter of the UK's tax revenue is generated through a combination of income tax and corporation tax.

'Genius is 1% inspiration, and a Daniel's quarter of perspiration."
- Albert Einstein

a Daniel's quarter by Fnarg February 8, 2012

Daniel's Corollary 

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.

We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.

Daniel's Corollary by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023

jack daniel's 

A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!

Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.

jack daniel's by Melissa Todd August 5, 2006

Lick Daniel’s balls day 

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls

“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”

Lick Daniel’s balls day by Bob682 May 18, 2022

jacky daniel's happy ending 

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."

1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"

jacky daniel's happy ending by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010

Daniel's Bananas 

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

Daniel's Bananas by abudobby July 11, 2019

jack daniel's 

The BEST whiskey on the planet! Distilled and bottled in the great USA (Tennessee to be exact)!

We can't live without our Jack Daniel's!

jack daniel's by Jilina October 20, 2005