One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler
Victim A reported that CandyDan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).