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Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

Garden Tools 

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.
Garden Tools by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

Toolstud 

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.
"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"
Toolstud by mrussell January 3, 2012

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.
Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

Tooshuffle 

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.
Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!
Tooshuffle by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017

All the tools and no box to carry them in. 

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.