Shirking 

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

Shirking by Betamax August 29, 2014

shirking 

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

shirking by Don rajah December 3, 2013

Shirking 

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

Shirking by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015

shirking from home 

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

shirking from home by Babster April 27, 2008

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

red shirting 

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

red shirting by subZOOM February 4, 2015

Ankle sharking 

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

Ankle sharking by JpodNi February 6, 2020