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Lorko: Noun: A nerdo spazz/dork that doesn't know what they are talking about, exhibit sniffing behavior when under pressure. A d-bag that pretends he is cool, when in fact, he is not. Lorkos tend to have few friends. Lorkos do not party, nor can they handle socially different instances and shun such events when they occur. Lorko
Dave didn't go out last night because he is a lorko
Lorko by Bastardfeet88 November 26, 2013
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Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!
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specimen of the greatest country in the world, the Netherlands. Absolute legend. Judge over cheese, Lord of the Brendas, Master of Creep Spread. All SC2 bows to his will
Bro you watch the latest lowko cast
omg a fake cannon rush we gotta try it
lowko by TimelordWizardhalblood March 24, 2021

Lockon Stratos 

One of the protagonist in the anime series Gundam 00 (double OH). He was a mentor to the characters in that series until his death in episode 23.

Lockon Stratos died when his GN Armor exploded from Ali Al Sarshes in space. Prior to his death, he was floating in space, and asked rhetorically if the people of earth are satisfied with the current world then he pointed towards the planet in a gun and declares that he hates it. Moments later, the GN armor explodes. We can presume from that fact that he died from the explosion.
Abayo aibou (goodbye to Haro)

Lockon Stratos was the most easygoing of the Meisters. He was a much more understanding character towards some of the actions of other individuals of Celestial Being. He never objected to helping other pilots; an example of this is observed during his actions in aiding the recovery of a disconnected gravity block.
Lockon Stratos by Lockon! April 17, 2008
A 4 loko mixed with a 5 hour energy, making the drinker absolutely blasted for a while.
Yo, Stevie just downed a 9 Loko and ran to speedway and back in 10 minutes!
9 Loko by Swagertooth Tiger October 20, 2018

Four Loko Friday

1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.

2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up
Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?

Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!
Four Loko Friday by Matt Lancastah November 7, 2010

Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge 

The ultimate alcoholic challenge where you have to drink four four loko in four hours
Chad: "Yo, bro, are you ready to take on the Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge?"
Brad: "Yeah man! I can't to go to the ER!"