caltard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Caltrain Simp 

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

Caltrain Simp by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Caltrain 

Some jackass railroad in the San Francisco area that some railfans mega simp for. In fact, the railroad doesn't even simp as much for itself.

Example
Caltrain Simps line up at the station to foam for F40PH-2CAT 914.

Caltrain by JulianRailroad October 14, 2021

Romantic Cataracts 

When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.

Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.

One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.

Romantic Cataracts by Officer Moony October 28, 2009

cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.

I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!

cataracts of venus by frankscoff June 2, 2010

Cataract Removal 

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.

Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.

Cataract Removal by theinstigator June 4, 2016

cattaraugus little valley high school 

the place where the fake country kids blast their music well walking down the hallway the 7th graders are nicotine addicts and word gets around faster then you can blink

cattaraugus little valley high school

did you hear about the freshman who blacked out in the bathroom from eating an edible

who was that kid that hid weed in his shoe?

cattaraugus little valley high school by gossip girl210 August 9, 2021