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Goodwillionaire 

goodwillionaire n. (gud wil' eon air)

1. Person who makes over 100k per year, but shops at Goodwill at least once per month. 2. A rich person who can afford brand name merchandise, but chooses to shop at Goodwill because of the thrill of the bargain. 3. Persons who like to save money on "garage sale" items sold at Goodwill, but don't necessarily need to save the money because of their affluent status.
"My boss is a "goodwillionaire"..he makes twice what I do, but he always brags about buying shirts, cds, and even shoes at Goodwill"

"I bought this toaster at Goodwill for 2 bucks....and I even saved more on used "beaded seat covers" for my Lexus"

"My son works part time at Goodwill, and he recently sold my friend Jack from the country club a "goodwillionaire" sportcoat.
Goodwillionaire by Viva Vic Vegas October 27, 2008

Goodwillian 

A person that excusivley shops at thrift stores because they're too broke to afford clothes from big brands.
"That nigga Jason was flexin' on me with his fake ass Yeezys that he got from Goodwill. What a fucking Goodwillian. "
Goodwillian by Eddie McPickle October 6, 2018

goodwillit 

when you drop off a donation at a Goodwill and get a tax deductible receipt
jeez man that shirt is so 70's you need to goodwillit cause there's someone out there thats going to know it's cool
goodwillit by DATY March 12, 2011

goodwillista 

A person who can dress his/herself in clothing from the Goodwill and other thrift stores, and still look fashionable.
"Hey where'd you get that top?"
"The Goodwill!"
"You're totally a goodwillista."
goodwillista by goodwillista June 22, 2012

Goodwining

Explaining everything even though people say the already understand.
Jasón: hey do u guys know what a versa is.
Everyone : yes
Jasón: it’s a small car made by Nissan

Everyone : quit goodwining , we know.
Goodwining by Ksbajdnsbsbdb October 30, 2018