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goodwillit 

when you drop off a donation at a Goodwill and get a tax deductible receipt
jeez man that shirt is so 70's you need to goodwillit cause there's someone out there thats going to know it's cool
goodwillit by DATY March 12, 2011
Words you can keep

Goodwill gesture 

A claim made by a piece of shit who is forced to leave or capitulate after a sound and undeniable defeat of some manner.
Chad Thundercock just tried to beat up little Johnny and steal his lunch money, but after removing a pen from his eye, let little Johnny keep his lunch money as a goodwill gesture.
Goodwill gesture by <LeIgHthaL> September 1, 2022

Goodwill 

The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
Goodwill by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

goodwill dropbox 

A vagina attached to a woman with low standards and little expectations. A woman who is easy and will "take donations" from anyone or gives it away fairly cheap.
You slept with the old guy at the end of the bar who wouldnt stop talking about his 2 cats?!

Ya girl, I'm always accepting donations at my goodwill dropbox.
goodwill dropbox by PhotoCunts October 15, 2015

Goodwill 

a place for old clothing. sometimes very awesome. place to buy suits for 3 dollars a piece.
yo check out this mink shawl i got at goodwill!
I got a taco bell dog tshirt!
Nice!
Goodwill by Luke Elzinga May 9, 2005

goodwillin

taking a trip to the local Goodwill. Goodwill is a thrift store with the hottest vintage.
Because you didn't take me last week, you owe me some major Goodwilln.

Man, once I get my paycheck we are soo going Goodwilln.
goodwillin by futuramamama November 14, 2004

Goodwill pussy 

When a girls pussy has been used over and over and over again.
Friend: " Bruh, she's fine as fuck. You should hook up with her."
Me:"Nah bro I heard she's got that goodwill pussy."
Goodwill pussy by Poontang slayer September 27, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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