Goodwillionaire

goodwillionaire n. (gud wil' eon air)

1. Person who makes over 100k per year, but shops at Goodwill at least once per month. 2. A rich person who can afford brand name merchandise, but chooses to shop at Goodwill because of the thrill of the bargain. 3. Persons who like to save money on "garage sale" items sold at Goodwill, but don't necessarily need to save the money because of their affluent status.

"My boss is a "goodwillionaire"..he makes twice what I do, but he always brags about buying shirts, cds, and even shoes at Goodwill"

"I bought this toaster at Goodwill for 2 bucks....and I even saved more on used "beaded seat covers" for my Lexus"

"My son works part time at Goodwill, and he recently sold my friend Jack from the country club a "goodwillionaire" sportcoat.

Goodwillionaire by Viva Vic Vegas October 27, 2008

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Godzillionaire

A godzillionaire is a person who has a net worth of at least one godzillion units of a currency, usually the US Dollar, Euro or the Pound.
-godzillionaire buying penthouses all throughout the entire world
-godzillionaire wears $400,000 dollar outfits
-godzillionaire drives in $600,000 dollar cars
-godzillionaire makes godzillionairesses

man, beautiful women with marvellous attire just walk in the most expensive lounge in the country, must be godzillionairesses from godzillionaire!!!!!!

Godzillionaire by Vigintillionaire July 25, 2009

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Godzillionairedom

n: A world full of godzillionaires.

-that Millionairedom is millionairedomous.
-that Billionairedom is billionairedomous.
-that Trillionairedom is trillionairedomous.
-that Quadrillionairedom is quadrillionairedomous.
-that Quintillionairedom is quintillionairedomous.
-that Sextillionairedom is sextillionairedomous.
-that Septillionairedom is septillionairedomous.

Have you been to Godzillionairedom today? that's where the block party.

Godzillionairedom by Decillionaire Tony November 19, 2011

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Godzillionaire

A person who has so much money that their bank account terrorizes business men in downtown Tokyo.

Godzillionaire Richard Branson, owner of Virgin Records, recently purchased the Milky Way Galaxy for an undisclosed sum.

Godzillionaire by AntidisestablismentMonkeyism June 15, 2013

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Godzillionaire

-Godzillionaire disclose intelligent godzillionaires, knowledgeable godzillionaires, understandable godzillionaires. wise godzillionaires, intuitional godzillionaires, mon'eyed godzillionaires, streetwise godzillionaires, soulful godzillionaires, and talkative godzillionaires.
-Godzillionaire septuple godzillionaire action

the whole,godzillionaire.

Godzillionaire by Godzillionaire August 23, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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