PEMOC

Acronym for "Post-Ejaculation Moment-of-Clarity". That brief moment after ejaculation when a man's brain is in total control - any mistakes of the preceding period of time are suddenly obvious, the appearance of nearby females is objectively assessable, and moral judgments can be made effectively.

In the PEMOC, it's clear that I shouldn't fuck my kid's kindergarten teacher... but 5 minutes later I'm always back to figuring out how to keep doing it.

PEMOC by Ridsel September 12, 2013

pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pedocon 

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

pedocon by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

pedocon 

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection

Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right

pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

Perocative 

When you’re a bit of an idiot and don’t know whether you mean “prerogative” or “provocative”....

That’s your perocative if you want to wear a dress that perocative!

Perocative by Skyehi November 15, 2018

pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018