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n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."
Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.
Flash job by Gavin free May 7, 2013
The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.
Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.
flesh job by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019

flush job 

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.
adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.
flush job by joe curt adam December 27, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026