The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm
Many peoplethink of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.
ones ability to clean the double boned chicken wing with the tongue.typical tongue movement that certain people associate with a similar sounding term.
dude1: "did you see him over there at going away party? he was piling the chicken bones"
gal 1: " i sure did, and did you see the wingulingus going on? only reminds me of one other thing..."
due 2: "absolutely gross, i am done with wings, thanks alot"
The sudden spout of laziness and restlessness you experience before winter break. Causes a change in demeanor and some sort of decline in academic performance. Similar to Senioritis but happens more around the Holiday seasons due to breaks.
Person 1: Did you finish your biology homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't want to do it. This is the week before break anyway.
Person 1: Yeah, you're right.
Person 1: Dude, we have to write that essay before break.
Person 2: I'll do it later. I've got a case of Winfluenza right now.
When Joe read the newspaper every morning, he knowingly skipped over the articles about car crashes, even though they were happening all around him. A fine example of wilful ignorance!