Zedd 

Zedd, born Anton Zaslavski, is a German EDM producer. The son of two classically trained musicians, this young prodigy started playing the piano at just four years old. Anton also played drums in his early teens, and was inspired to produce electronic music after hearing Justice's album, "Cross". Zedd has produced numerous popular tracks, like "Spectrum" and even went on tour with Lady Gaga. His most popular track, "Clarity" (from the album with the same name) has been performed on Letterman by Zedd himself, vocalist Foxes, and fellow producer Alvin Risk. Besides being one of the biggest talents in EDM, Zedd is also exceptionally handsome and hilarious. He has a very promising future!

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Clarity by Zedd yet?

Person 2: Of course! It was the absolute shit. I saw him perform the acoustic version on Letterman. That son of a bitch really knows how to play a piano.

Zedd by Bacon Bitzz April 24, 2013

zedd 

Zedd is a man that thoroughly enjoys the pleasure of rodents in the rectum. Several rodents have died in his cavernous anus, one famously making a cell phone call for help "send.....help" before his untimely death.

When you fell on that bottle, I thought you were going to be imitating zedd taking that bottle in your anus.

zedd by ShoulderNips February 7, 2023

zeddception 

The day (June 29th, 2013) in which Deadmau5 caused a massive amount of EDM producer Zedd fans to change their twitter icons to Zedd's icon. He described this as zeddception.

Alex: hey, were you a part of zeddception on twitter?

Lindsey: yeah, my icon is still Zedd!

zeddception by thelegendofzedd July 31, 2013

Zeddy 

A fluffy aromatic teddy bear that helps you to have a good night sleep.
usually costs around 150 dollars, great for curing insomnia and minor depression.

I'm feeling depressed lately,I think i need a zeddy.

Zeddy by GreatDragonSlayer April 23, 2018

zeddit 

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

zeddit by Spike May 3, 2003

Zedder 

A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.

Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.

Zedder: Iyahh Bbz Howshh Yooh >; Ishh Single Pringlee;;

Zedder by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008

Zeddie Wedgie 

A derogatory physical action based on a normal wedgie followed by a swift Zoro style sideways action while maintaining grip of the persons underwear, adding substantially to the discomfort/pain experienced by the subject. Vocal sound effects can also be added.

"Dude that guy totally gave you a wedgie!"

"No way man.. it was so painful it must have been a Zeddie Wedgie!!!"

Zeddie Wedgie by Iamnotherenowbutiwasthanks May 18, 2009