SWMP

Senior White Man Present

The guy who gets stuck with the bill. He must be stoically accepting because people would be shocked if the SWMP ever said, "pay your own damn way." Despite his open wallet policy, the SWMP also receives the fewest gifts under the tree or on his birthday. Oftentimes SWMP is "Dad" or "opaw" (grandfather), but an SWMP can be anyone, of any race, or even gender.

Others assume the SWMP always has enough green to pay the freight, even when he's bump ass broke.

The restaurant bill arrives for a bunch of college girls and their moms, one of whom picks it up.

Other Mom: Are you gonna split that up?
Mom: Naw, I got it. I'm the SWMP today. Shit.

SWMP by catcarouser January 14, 2013

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SWMPOS

SWMPOS. (Pronounced, swamp us)

Straight White Male Piece Of Shit.

In this new age of infinite possible identities, It’s looking like I am the worst of them all. Unfortunately for myself and all those who have to interact with me, I was born a SWMPOS and I still am. … if I don’t soon wake up I may very well die a SWMPOS. Please god help me.

… I am sorry everyone.

SWMPOS by tr¡d January 9, 2023

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