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darwinning 

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.
"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"
darwinning by laeiryn October 14, 2011
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Darwining 

When you drive around and throw copies of The Origin of Species at Mormons.
"Bro we're gonna go darwining later, you down?"
"Sure, I have 50 copies of The Origins of Species just laying around I have nothing to do with."
"Word"
Darwining by Psmalls November 30, 2013

darrianning 

verb, To Darrian
Literally sucking so much Dick that you cant pronounce anything properly for many days after.
Everytime Im Darrianning I cant talk to anyone for a week
darrianning by Rchast October 9, 2016

darienning 

Slacking, loafing, or in any other way avoiding an honest day's work.
What are you doing home at 3 p.m. on a Monday? I can't believe you're darienning when you should be working!
darienning by Tall'n'sexy May 6, 2015

Darwinningly

(adverb)

Used to describe someone who is performing a demonstrably stupid act that is liable to get themselves killed and about to "win" a Darwin Award.

Related to the previously published, yet infamous "Darwin Awards."
"Suzy was darwinningly juggling flaming steak knives while ice skating."
Darwinningly by superGG January 22, 2019

darwinight 

a party animal who consumes copious amounts of stimulants and depressants (ie. alcohol/drugs) in order to party and have a good time.
a complete party animal having a great time at a party or on the dancefloor in a club is a darwinight
darwinight by langdigines1 October 1, 2011

drinning 

Yo my bitch was drinning me so hard last night
drinning by RN alert June 1, 2019