guyron

n- to utilize a clothes dryer instead of an iron to get wrinkles out of clothing

frequently performed by males age 14-20 in a last minute attempt to look "groomed"

example given:

person 1: dude i had a date with brenna but all of my shirts were wrinkled

person 2: what did you do?

person 1: i guyroned my shirt!

person 2: oh, that's a great idea

by codylog1c April 14, 2010

guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guyrony

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

Guyton

Idk... some dude with a big dick

Guyton destroyed my cooter last night.

by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016

guycon

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

Guyroning

The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.

Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.

by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009

Guyon

-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.

The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.

by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010