Shtuph

When you are about to say shit but an uptight parent or teacher walks by and you change the ending of shit to tuph resulting in "Shtuph".

Friend 1: Man, we have so much homework.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate this shhhh- *Teacher walks by* -shtuph.

Shtuph by Misho554 October 31, 2012

Shtuppalotopuss 

(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.

Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!

Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011

pit shtup 

1. the sexual activity of a couple, willingly exposed in front of a bunch of people.

2. a kwik fukk

1. pit shtupping is/was an ecstatic rites characteristic according to some cultures around the world

2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.

pit shtup by kelamist June 10, 2018

shtup nazi 

1) a sexually domineering person 2) a person who must have rigidly structured sexual activity 3) a person who uses sex as a weapon 4) a sexually sadistic, or sexually cruel and unusual person 5) a person who employes rationing of sexual activity in order to dominate his or her partner's behavior, responses, or make them conform to their rules, etc.

Ira: Do you think she will sleep with you more than twice a week?

Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.

shtup nazi by Kung Fu Rabbi August 14, 2012

shtupping 

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

shtupping by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

Stuph 

Things that are more valuable than stuff.

You can have my things but don't touch my stuph.

Stuph by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

Shtupid 

The utmost ridiculous of all. Way worse than its brother, stupid, shtupid is the epitome of dumb. If you are stupid, that sucks but if you are shtupid, you suck!

1. The definition above is really shtupid.
2. I want to punch monte in his shtupid shmelly face.

Shtupid by Livin' The Dream Of Life July 17, 2009