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Someone that's never at "home," in the traditional sense of the word, but somehow always feels at home.

A glomad defines home as any place they are or want to be. A glomad travels freely, lingering as long as they desire, creating ties in a new world without borders.

Their lives maybe spent on couches, hostels, short-term rentals but are defined by the incredibleness of their experiences.

Entrepreneurs, remote workers, digital workers all fall into this category
Where the eff is Dylan off to now?!

Oh that crazy glomad is OutTrippin as usual!
glomad by KcKal October 11, 2012
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1. Extremely small gonads.

2. A gnome's gonads.

3. Roaming gnomes.

4. Roaming gonads.
Man, those balls were all over the place...they were gnomads!!

Using steroids gave my friend gnomads.

Did you see that guy in the locker room? He had some crazy gnomads.
gnomads by Drewvb12 June 29, 2007
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gloading 

Gaining or feeling superiority over your own success or someone else misfortune
You’d just won a Chess match and start gloading over your opponent loss
gloading by Biez W January 5, 2021
Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.
Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.
goomad by Louie March 15, 2005

glomar response 

A response that neither confirms nor denies the existence or nonexistence.

My source is
DOD regulation 5400.7 paragraphs C3.2.1.6.5 and C3.2.1.7.1.3.1 These paragraphs have to do with the freedom of information act (FOIA). It is a method of denying information considered exempt by the act.

The first time was used was a response from the CIA to a FOIA request. It was dealing with the Glomar Explorer, a ship supposedly built to recover a sunken russian sub. That is how it got its name.
The accused responded with a glomar response. His exact words were "I can neither confirm nor deny my presence at that donut shop during they day and time stated."
glomar response by mental flux January 16, 2005
1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.
Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!
Gomad by Memz0rz January 7, 2010

glompdick 

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.
Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.
glompdick by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014