Grammytoe 

An old lady showing a cameltoe, usually while wearing yoga pants.

Grammytoes should be against the law, that old lady just shouldn't be allowed to buy yoga pants.

There is a fine line between camaltoe and grammytoe.

Grammytoe by jcustomcue July 13, 2012

Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

Grammaton Cleric by space time lordf August 2, 2012

grammateur 

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.

Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.

grammateur by chawalte January 23, 2010

grammateur 

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

grammateur by chawalte January 31, 2010

grammateur nazi 

One who provides unwarranted - and incorrect - grammar corrections.

Internet User #1: There so awesome!

Internet User #2: Their*

Internet User #3: The Grammateur Nazis have arrived!

grammateur nazi by Lord Pitaya November 30, 2013

grammyzon 

A grandmother who is taller and heavier than the average American woman, which is 5’4” and 170.6 pounds, respectively.

Look guys, there’s a Grammyzon in the pool!

grammyzon by AutoMattic April 29, 2021

grammatolatry 

The art of worshipping words. Grammar-Nazis commonly do this among others typically found trolling the higher echelons of discussion forums.

Grammatolatry dictates that all sentences should be coherent with correct punctuation and grammar.

WRONG:

Person #1: OMG I LURVE JOHNY DEP! LOLOLL!1!!11!

RIGHT:

Person #2: Johnny Depp is the most deliciously scrumptious pirate sailing my seven seas.

grammatolatry by grammatolatry January 17, 2008