grammatolatry

The art of worshipping words. Grammar-Nazis commonly do this among others typically found trolling the higher echelons of discussion forums.

Grammatolatry dictates that all sentences should be coherent with correct punctuation and grammar.

WRONG:

Person #1: OMG I LURVE JOHNY DEP! LOLOLL!1!!11!

RIGHT:

Person #2: Johnny Depp is the most deliciously scrumptious pirate sailing my seven seas.