When a woman gives a man a blowjob, but right before the man reaches orgasm, he pulls his penis out, sticks the head of the penis into the woman's nostril, then jizzes into her nose.
Tim: "You were in the crapper for a while did everything come out ok?"
John: "No it was terrible i shit everywhere, it started out runny and then it randomly turned soil."
Tim: "Ah the 'ol runny chucky."
Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.
So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!