Swanning 

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

swanning 

To go roaming around the workplace, typically aimlessly or to see friends.

Frank was never at his desk as he was always swanning.

swanning by James Olcott January 7, 2009

Swanning 

The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08

"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"

Swanning by Tom556828 January 19, 2008

swanning 

Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous

Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors

swanning by woiseau June 13, 2008

Swanning 

To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water

Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning

Swanning by Sharnabeebaby July 7, 2017

Swanning 

The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.

I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!

Swanning by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011

swanning 

Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.

I've had such a bad day at work, I really feel like swanning

swanning by nicksline July 12, 2011