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Diet Coke 

An object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.

Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.
Diet Coke by CrissColferIsOn July 25, 2011

Diet Coke 

A term for Adderall and pharmaceuticals of the like.
I have to cram for this test coming up, got any diet coke?
Diet Coke by Allergic October 15, 2007

diet coke 

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.
All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.
diet coke by bigtones January 13, 2005

Diet Coke 

The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.

Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.
Diet Coke by O-Zone Assasin July 21, 2004

Diet Coke 

A drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves.
Diet Coke by WordsByRob December 27, 2008

Diet Coke 

A white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar. This is usually done in order to increase the number of sales you can make while having to purchase less from your supplier. What can occur is that the product keeps getting cut by each dealer that buys it until there is literally no cocaine left in the product.
Example 1: "I'm in deep shit, turns out I bought a pound o' diet coke. I jus gotta hope no-one notices they're snortin' air."

Example 2: "I want to quit cocaine, so I've been buying worse and worse diet coke 'til my body accepts it's just gonna be snortin' flour"
Diet Coke by FriendOfAGinger October 26, 2010