that’s seriously crisp! 

Slang expression indicating that something is just right.

Entirely better than expected, that’s seriously crisp!

that’s seriously crisp! by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2023

Where's dat bacon crisp at? 

Said to start or get conversations going again. Think of the term 'juicy conversation'. "Where's dat bacon crisp at?" basically means, "What juicy/crispy information do you have?" It can be taken literal as, "Who's got/cooking bacon?".

"So, where's dat bacon crisp at?"
"My dad was murdered last night by a man with a slice of bacon."

Where's dat bacon crisp at? by HunterIsMadness September 17, 2012

Crixp’s Voice Reveal 

Something that will never happen

i will Crixp’s voice reveal give the cookies to you

Crixp’s Voice Reveal by Crixp October 17, 2021

Crisp Shit 

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

Crisp Shit by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

Cris’s Fault 

When something goes wrong

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

Cris’s Fault by Crisfault May 14, 2021

Crawler's Crisps 

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

Crawler's Crisps by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

walker's crisps 

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

walker's crisps by Nige December 21, 2004