Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's
vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your
head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the
wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know
woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the
dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My
girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.