Hadji's Kebab 

When a man places his penis inside a lebo bread roll, which depicts the meat of a kebab and make's his own "garlic sauce" in the process and feeds it to a women during a blowjob.

this garlic sauce in Hadji's Kebab is so nice!

Hadji's Kebab by doozy April 30, 2008

Kerry's kebab 

The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab

Kerry's kebab by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

The Owain’s Kebab by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

kebab dropped on a barber's floor 

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

kebab dropped on a barber's floor by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it 

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.

That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!

If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it by Harmonicole May 24, 2023

Kebab Sledding 

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

Kebab Sledding by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

kebab slag

someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot

erica is such a kebab slag

kebab slag by superdobbo56 May 8, 2010