English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Typical Charlie's expression to thank himself for nothing may be necessary to repress frustration to have a small dick or a single neurone lost in his empty head. Quality Manager Department is proud to remark this important and necessary answer
Charlie: NIL
Charlie...answer: "Noted, Thanks" now my ego is proud
NIL - NOTED, THANKS.... WTF bro switch on your brain!