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Carunked 

The act of getting crunked in the Caribbean.
Yo Jen last night I really got carunked on that Royal Caribbean cruise.
Carunked by SandlerMan January 3, 2010

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010
Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.
Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”
carbuncle by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020

carbuncular

gnarled or twisted; not right; awquard or out of the ordinary; misshapen, dented, shoddy, warped or morbid.
the car seemed carbuncular after the big wreck.
carbuncular by Kevin Weaver April 9, 2008

Carbungulous 

When you try to do something, but you fuck it up and it turns out better than what you had originally planned.
I was mixing green paint once and accidentally added red instead of blue. The resulting shade of orange was carbungulous!

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass
Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.
Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005