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dick lash 

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.
Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!
dick lash by Sman111 November 8, 2011

dick lash 

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.

The condition women are put into from being fucked very well.
"That girl hasn't stopped calling me since we did it. I think she has a severe case of dick lash"

Dick Lash 

When one's dick slaps against the balls, usually after a high speed impact.
That bitch thought it'd be funny to slap my dick, to my dismay I got awful dick lash. My stomach hurt for hours.
Dick Lash by WKM August 5, 2011

dick lashing 

the result of really great sex that has you immobile for an amount of time...(time can very from person to person).
jane..."you have a really big smile on your face today"
sara..."yeah i got a really good dick lashing last night i couldnt walk for an hour"
dick lashing by SheBird July 25, 2011

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

Dicklashed 

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
Dicklashed by mckphilby October 6, 2009