Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?
One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.
A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.
One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.
Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.