Flag Polling 

The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind

last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling

Flag Polling by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011

Flag Polling 

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

Flag Polling by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

flagpoleing 

Flagpoleing a sex position where the woman is on your d*ck or flagpole and she is the flag and she waves like flag.

Bill: good night?
John: yeah she was great.
Bill: you bang her?
John: we were flagpoleing

flagpoleing by hercumungous August 1, 2014

flagpoling 

Allowing your boner to stand straight up, making it visible to all who are around.

Girl 1: "I think he's into you"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Because he was flagpoling during your entire conversation."

flagpoling by Jerry C. August 20, 2011

flagpoling 

Leaving the country solely for the purpose of re-entering so that you can activate a new immigration document.

ROB: I got approved for a new work permit for my specialized burger flipping job at McDonalds. I'm flagpoling tomorrow at the Niagara Falls border crossing.
JOE: What a joke. I'll show you where you can stick your flagpole.

flagpoling by Werdly Smith November 2, 2011

flagpoling 

having anal intercourse with a female looking like you are hanging her from your "flagpole"

Me: So how did it go with that girl you hooked up with man?
Peifer: Dude i was totally flagpoling her man
Me: well you might as well be gay right, i mean an asshole is an asshole right?

flagpoling by Matt aka Stuffin McMuffin June 19, 2007

Flagpoling 

The act of two electron clouds interacting in an organic molecule.

That propane molecule is in chair and flagpoling.

Flagpoling by Handlebar Curtis April 28, 2017