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flagpoling 

Allowing your boner to stand straight up, making it visible to all who are around.
Girl 1: "I think he's into you"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Because he was flagpoling during your entire conversation."
flagpoling by Jerry C. August 20, 2011
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flagpoling 

Leaving the country solely for the purpose of re-entering so that you can activate a new immigration document.
ROB: I got approved for a new work permit for my specialized burger flipping job at McDonalds. I'm flagpoling tomorrow at the Niagara Falls border crossing.
JOE: What a joke. I'll show you where you can stick your flagpole.
flagpoling by Werdly Smith November 2, 2011

flagpoling 

having anal intercourse with a female looking like you are hanging her from your "flagpole"
Me: So how did it go with that girl you hooked up with man?
Peifer: Dude i was totally flagpoling her man
Me: well you might as well be gay right, i mean an asshole is an asshole right?

Flagpoling 

The act of two electron clouds interacting in an organic molecule.
That propane molecule is in chair and flagpoling.
Flagpoling by Handlebar Curtis April 28, 2017

flagpoling 

An act of workout positions where the person stands up straight with another person hanging off of their side. Completely straight which leaves in extremely excruciating pain but is extremely good for the core.
Dude I'm so sore after flagpoling but I feel so much better.

flagpoleing 

Flagpoleing a sex position where the woman is on your d*ck or flagpole and she is the flag and she waves like flag.
Bill: good night?
John: yeah she was great.
Bill: you bang her?
John: we were flagpoleing
flagpoleing by hercumungous August 1, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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