Critco 

Being put into critical condition.

Did you hear about the guy on the news?
Yeah, I heard he was in critco!

Critco by warrghhh! August 17, 2011

Crisco Box 

The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach

Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.

Crisco Box by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

Jay Critch 

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it

jay critch yeah the whole hood love me

Jay Critch by LickGodLun December 21, 2018

Crico

Spanish Slang for Methamphetamine, Meth, used mostly in Mexico

Vamos a fumar Crico

Crico by Royalicioso May 1, 2019

crisco demon 

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".

"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."

crisco demon by Scroto Saggins September 5, 2005

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Clitcock 

When a women's clitoris is so huge and dangly that it resembles a penis.

Yo man, I got in Brenda's pants last night as she's got a gnarly clitcock.

Clitcock by PapaDon1237 October 10, 2009