effable

1. Describable in words.

2. A deliberate misuse of the standard but unrelated English word "effable" as a benign alternative to "fuckable", by replacing the root "fuck" with the phonetic sound of the letter "F".

person 1: "Becky is ineffable"

person 2: "Wow, you must really like her huh?"

person 1: "No, I meant ineffable as in not fuckable"

effable by monsieurpooh July 30, 2011

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effable

a person that you would consider having sex with.

a)would you get with that girl?
b)yeah why not, shes effable

effable by mike cohn December 18, 2007

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effable

same intent as affable, but with fucking involved

Daniel: I'm going to stop by Don's office to see if his assistant is around.

Steve: Is she effable?

Daniel: I'd eff her in the GA!

effable by I_like_jack_and_coke October 16, 2008

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Effable

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive. Can also be used as a noun

Here come da effables, watch out yung blood

That bitch looks so effable

Effable by YuOfTheNight January 15, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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