varve 

'to varve' 1, v. to repeat a thoroughly un-funny joke ad nauseam - to the point that it becomes funny, due to the repetition and absurdity;
n. a joke thus repeated.

"She kept varving that joke for a week till it finally made us laugh." "I've been working that varve pretty hard."

varve by McLearson April 1, 2004

Variety Splash 

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

Variety Splash by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Varley

(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.

Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!

Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020

Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

Fukushima Release Valve by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Valve can't count to three 

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011