Latch On

When a Kid (usually fat) gathers hold of a stray ball that has been deflected or shot towards him in a game of Cuppies. He will then shoot after doing some stupid skill and go through to the next round when a far better player deserves to go through.

Louis you dick you are suck a Latch On you scabby cunt.

Latch On by HarryGray June 13, 2011

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Latch On

When a Kid (usually fat) gathers hold of a stay ball that has been deflected or shot towards him in a game of Cuppies. He will then shoot after doing some stupid skill and go through to the next round when a far better player deserves to go through.

Louis you dick you are suck a Latch On you scabby cunt.

Latch On by HarryGray June 13, 2011

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Related Words

Latch On • Snatch on the Latch. • litch on mums • latch • latch-key kid • Latch fuck • latch hand • latch hole • Latch hook • Latch’s Gambit

Snatch on the Latch.

When a girls so uptight and frigid about doing the deal, her pants are harder to get into than Fort Knoxs.

Dwayne: "Man, I was tongue tickling her sphincter last night then went for the vagine but she was having none of it."

Si: "Yer dude, its not worth your time. That girls got her Snatch on the Latch."

Snatch on the Latch. by Treewisp October 31, 2011

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litch on mums

U are literally swearing on ur mums life

Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums

litch on mums by scorpioicon November 20, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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