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To Smool", To attempt obvious fraudulent behaviour equipped with the wit and guile of a blind leper with downs syndrome. Derived from the noun "Smoolery" and has spawned terms such as "Smoolishness" "Smooling" and "Smooltacular". Can be combined with popular suffixes and phrases for greater effect as in: "Epic Smool" "Smoolicious" and "Smooleriffic"
I sold a guy a couple watches and when he got the package he said there was nothing in the package, he tried to smool me out of $680.

Smool me once, shame on me. Smool me twice welcome to the Gulag.
Smool by CynikalMindset June 10, 2011
Related Words
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Someone who is the embodiment of a cool person whom is also small. Smool = small and cool
Bella is super smool
Smool by Nix_ May 6, 2019
Me: Hey John, you have a smol pp
John: Fuck you
Smol pp by Itz_double_A_2 January 14, 2021

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
A smol green creature with a lifespan of 2 weeks. (shorter if found by other creatures to monch on- usually eaten raw)

IQ level >200 but following it can result in your IQ dropping <50.

Also known as "lil shit", the smol ting is the record keeper of CT.
Smol ting observes the daily $BTC close as a yupu.
smol ting by cryptosamoyed October 2, 2020

smol bean 

someone who is innocent and/or adorable
most commonly used in fandoms
Tyler is a smol bean
Josh is a smol bean too
smol bean by jishwadun May 19, 2016